Morwen Oronor
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Politically incorrect but amusing
: Cultural Differences....explained:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific,
the following people are stranded:
* Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
* Two French men and one French woman.
* Two German men and one German woman.
* Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
* Two British men and one British woman.
* Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
* Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
* Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
* Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
* Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage à trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking
and cleaning for them.
* The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
British woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming to another island..
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant,
and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply more
employees for their stores.
* The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they are
satisfied because the British are not having any fun..
* The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American
woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true
nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
anything
they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and
why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get
them
all rescued off this forsakendeserted island in the middle of freaking
nowhere
so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
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Apr/13/2011, 8:06
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Petal Alderin
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Very good!
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Apr/14/2011, 17:43
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Kaunisto
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The three Finns have build a sauna. There the men are discussing F1 and ignoring the woman since she has nothing to add on the topic.
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Apr/14/2011, 23:38
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Morwen Oronor
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Sounds about right. That's probably me trying to get them to talk about religion instead.
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